Exceedingly ordinary & obscenely charming.

I live with chronic bitch face.

Love me.

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"Is 6 shots of vodka a good enough excuse to call you and hear your voice?"(via skullbonez)


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Jessica Lange, 1974 by Antonio Lopez
Reblog if you’re a cuddler.

"My anaconda! DON’T!!!!"Voldemort (via gunpowderandspark)

"You’re actually really cool for a gay guy."Drinking around straight guys  (via blazeoflight)

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This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.
"I didn’t say I liked it. I said it fascinated me. There is a great difference."Oscar Wilde, adapted from The Picture of Dorian Gray (via river-nymphette)