"Is 6 shots of vodka a good enough excuse to call you and hear your voice?"
— (via skullbonez)
Reblog if you’re a cuddler.
"My anaconda! DON’T!!!!"
— Voldemort (via gunpowderandspark)
"You’re actually really cool for a gay guy."
— Drinking around straight guys (via blazeoflight)
"I didn’t say I liked it. I said it fascinated me. There is a great difference."
— Oscar Wilde, adapted from The Picture of Dorian Gray (via river-nymphette)